Sick burn

Some excitement in the local grocery store strip mall parking lot over the weekend when a BMW caught fire, scorching itself entirely and peeling the paint off the Mercedes parked next to it (no one was hurt).

Rumor has it that the owner (from New Hampshire, obvs) had hooked up their own massive speaker in the trunk and that somehow caused the fire. The trunk does seem to be the source of the fire, but I prefer to think that the tunes they played were just that hot. Their only crime was playing the sickest beats without a fire extinguisher on hand.

Regardless of the real cause, let’s just assume this is a powerful reminder that you should hire a professional to do electric work—or that technology is just not ready for the kind of fiery jams celebrated in the Granite State.

My favorite part of this is how both drivers folded in their driver’s side mirror. You know, to avoid damage.

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